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kristen999I tried the drabble create a fic myself. I laughed so hard!!! The results:
To Without-warning Thrust
Grissom and Nick were celebrating a sweat drentched Valentine's Day together. Grissom had cooked a hot dinner and they ate down to the floor by candlelight.
"My darling," Nick said, stroking Grissom's back, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Grissom. "It is but a bright-eyed token of my sticky love."
Grissom opened the box. Inside was a drowsy tweezer! He gazed at it forcefully. Then he gazed at Nick forcefully. "It's alert," Grissom said. "Come here and let me thrust you."
Just then, a silky crone sprang out of hiding and cackled Purring like the cat's meow. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in an ice-like voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Nick read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other franticly as the crone cackled some more. Grissom's inner-thigh began to tremble. Then Nick shrugged, pulled out a glasses, and hit the crone on her hand. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Grissom said and kissed Nick thoughtlessly. "This is an unkempt Valentine's Day!"
They deeply burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they licked each other all night long.
To Without-warning Thrust
Grissom and Nick were celebrating a sweat drentched Valentine's Day together. Grissom had cooked a hot dinner and they ate down to the floor by candlelight.
"My darling," Nick said, stroking Grissom's back, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Grissom. "It is but a bright-eyed token of my sticky love."
Grissom opened the box. Inside was a drowsy tweezer! He gazed at it forcefully. Then he gazed at Nick forcefully. "It's alert," Grissom said. "Come here and let me thrust you."
Just then, a silky crone sprang out of hiding and cackled Purring like the cat's meow. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in an ice-like voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Nick read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other franticly as the crone cackled some more. Grissom's inner-thigh began to tremble. Then Nick shrugged, pulled out a glasses, and hit the crone on her hand. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Grissom said and kissed Nick thoughtlessly. "This is an unkempt Valentine's Day!"
They deeply burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they licked each other all night long.
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Date: 2005-12-20 08:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-20 09:20 pm (UTC)But I must say that it makes for some funny reading.
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Date: 2005-12-20 11:25 pm (UTC)They stared at each other franticly as the crone cackled some more. Grissom's inner-thigh began to tremble. Then Nick shrugged, pulled out a glasses, and hit the crone on her hand. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Grissom said and kissed Nick thoughtlessly. "This is an unkempt Valentine's Day!"
That's so... odd. Yes, 'odd' describes it pretty well, as does 'crazy', 'deranged', and 'frightening'. And yet it was great! Hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh. :D
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Date: 2005-12-21 06:29 am (UTC)